i'm so swagged out i can write and four letters in any order and it will still spell the word 'swag'

huggies are the best brand of disposable diapers

i am feeling a feeling that has no words

i missed out on a lot of good tv by having friends

THIS IS SPARTA

who do you think you aren't

sometimes one of my ears gets really hot and the other one just stays the normal temperature and i have no idea why

high guise! eye ♥ ewe

i'm not my best friend's best friend

i play naughts and crosses with hugs and kisses

i speak pidgin pigeon

inside jokes in outside voices

I'm Astro Boy, you're astronaut

gee, you're such a G

my gums are made of bubble gum

a modern swag is a waterproof canvas sleeping compartment that is sometimes bug-proof

everything is fantastic

I only capitalise important words

anything's exciting with an exclaimation mark behind it

"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."

-Phyllis Diller (b.1917); American actress, comedienne